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Stare into nothingness Unisex eco raglan hoodie
Stare into nothingness Unisex eco raglan hoodie
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$53.00 USD
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$53.00 USD
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Hooman, let’s get one thing straight: I don’t hustle. I lounge… with purpose. And you? You deserve to look effortlessly fabulous while doing absolutely nothing. Enter: this exquisitely cozy eco raglan hoodie.
It’s not just soft—it's curl-up-in-a-sunbeam soft. The inside? Brushed to purrfection. The fit? Relaxed, but still put-together enough to convince people you’re doing great (even if you're deep in existential stillness, like me staring into the void under the couch).
Wear it with joggers for optimal loaf mode, or throw on a skirt or blazer if you insist on leaving the house (why though?). Either way, this hoodie brings major “I meditate by silently judging you” energy.
Details, if you must know:
• Outer layer: 100% organic cotton (clean. classy. cat-approved.)
• Charcoal melange: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester (sustainable, like my lifestyle)
• Interior: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining for ultimate snuggle status
• Regular fit, raglan sleeves = unrestricted stretching
• Ribbed cuffs & hem to trap warmth (and fur)
• Hood with jersey lining + fancy metal bits
• Ethically sourced from Bangladesh (because being conscious is chic)
Wrap yourself in softness. Embrace your inner feline.
Stare into nothingness – Mindfulness.
You’re not zoning out. You’re achieving higher awareness.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
It’s not just soft—it's curl-up-in-a-sunbeam soft. The inside? Brushed to purrfection. The fit? Relaxed, but still put-together enough to convince people you’re doing great (even if you're deep in existential stillness, like me staring into the void under the couch).
Wear it with joggers for optimal loaf mode, or throw on a skirt or blazer if you insist on leaving the house (why though?). Either way, this hoodie brings major “I meditate by silently judging you” energy.
Details, if you must know:
• Outer layer: 100% organic cotton (clean. classy. cat-approved.)
• Charcoal melange: 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester (sustainable, like my lifestyle)
• Interior: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining for ultimate snuggle status
• Regular fit, raglan sleeves = unrestricted stretching
• Ribbed cuffs & hem to trap warmth (and fur)
• Hood with jersey lining + fancy metal bits
• Ethically sourced from Bangladesh (because being conscious is chic)
Wrap yourself in softness. Embrace your inner feline.
Stare into nothingness – Mindfulness.
You’re not zoning out. You’re achieving higher awareness.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
