Seriously Rest Nap Sherpa blanket

Listen, hooman. Life is hard. There's mailmen, doorbells, and the occasional vacuum monster. That's why I—your wise and majestic feline—am commanding you to wrap yourself in this cloud of cozy bliss.

This sherpa blanket? It’s not just a blanket. It’s your new nap partner, snuggle sanctuary, and personal heat-retention device. One side is as smooth as a well-groomed belly. The other? Fluffier than my tail when I see a cucumber.

Whether you’re curling up for a nap (as you should), binge-watching your weird shows, or just needing a little extra warmth while contemplating life from a windowsill—this blanket delivers pure purr-fection.

Specs (aka the stuff you’ll ignore but I’m telling you anyway):
• 100% polyester fibers, because fur doesn’t stick as much (you’re welcome)
• Double delight: smooth side (6.49 oz/yd²) & sherpa fluff side (7.08 oz/yd²)
• Lovingly sourced from Columbia (US orders) or China (EU orders)

Use it. Love it. Guard it with your life.
And remember: Rest. Nap. Seriously.
(I do. Like, 16 hours a day.)