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Purr-sentation: I Don’t Chase, I Attract (Unless It’s a Red Dot) Tee
Purr-sentation: I Don’t Chase, I Attract (Unless It’s a Red Dot) Tee
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$16.00 USD
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Mrrrow! Whether you're lounging in a sunbeam or plotting world domination from the top of the fridge, this tee is your new go-to furshion staple. With a sassy motto that speaks to your inner feline mystique—“I don’t chase, I attract… unless it’s a red dot, then all bets are off”—this shirt purr-fectly captures your irresistible charm and occasional laser-induced chaos.
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's as soft as a kitten belly (but way less dangerous to touch). Durable double stitching at the neckline and sleeves ensures this cozy creation can withstand your most dramatic zoomies.
Paw-some Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton (a true treat for your fur!)
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (for those who prefer a little variety in their fur coat)
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton (meowgnificent blend)
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – light enough to nap in, strong enough for kneading
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (because even cats appreciate structure)
• Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease (no one likes a wrinkled nap spot)
• Blank product sourced from a selection of trusted hooman-run lands: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
Whisker-twitching Note: The white version may look a smidge off-white. Blame the natural fabric vibes—still fabulous, just a bit more “cream” than “gleam.”
Now go on, majestic creature. Wear it, attract all the good things (and maybe a few head scritches), and chase only what truly matters: the red dot.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's as soft as a kitten belly (but way less dangerous to touch). Durable double stitching at the neckline and sleeves ensures this cozy creation can withstand your most dramatic zoomies.
Paw-some Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton (a true treat for your fur!)
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester (for those who prefer a little variety in their fur coat)
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton (meowgnificent blend)
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) – light enough to nap in, strong enough for kneading
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (because even cats appreciate structure)
• Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease (no one likes a wrinkled nap spot)
• Blank product sourced from a selection of trusted hooman-run lands: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
Whisker-twitching Note: The white version may look a smidge off-white. Blame the natural fabric vibes—still fabulous, just a bit more “cream” than “gleam.”
Now go on, majestic creature. Wear it, attract all the good things (and maybe a few head scritches), and chase only what truly matters: the red dot.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
